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The Bible but DnD (startrek.website)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

DM: After dinner, a group of thugs approach the house and knock on the door. They want to give you a "proper welcome"

Levite: The fuck...

DM: They really fancied your ass.

Levite, getting up to leave the session: You know what? Fuck you. But fuck the guest's daughter first, then the concubine, then you can go fuck yourself, too, you sick fuck, I'm out.

Judges 19, for anyone curious. Shit gets real dark.