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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] debil@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

I dunno but xtreme programming sounds like something straight outta Musk's wettest teenage day dreams.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Imagine if you will: You have a red button and a green button. You are allowed 10 seconds to review the code before rejecting or accepting & merging. Think fast.

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