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[Tutorial]How to impress her Dad (telegra.ph)
submitted 10 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 92 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

[–] Rivalarrival 41 points 10 months ago

Something about her being knocked up, because he's already telling Dad jokes.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's your problem with it?

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You shouldn't have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"