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[Tutorial]How to impress her Dad (telegra.ph)
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[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 92 points 7 months ago

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

[-] Rivalarrival 41 points 7 months ago

Something about her being knocked up, because he's already telling Dad jokes.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago

the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

What's your problem with it?

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 17 points 7 months ago

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You shouldn't have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples' parents are homeowners.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 7 months ago

Pushes daughter out the door

"Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there."

"Daaaaaad!"

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

  • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

"No worries, I'm not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point."

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

Her dad will think you already have children

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“

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