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Anon makes a friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Itte@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Day One

“Wanna go out on a date?”

“Who are you?…”

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"... and why are you in my house?"

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"And why are you wearing my underwear?"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm wearing our underwear.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Where’s your underwear?

[–] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

☭ our ☭

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I mean if the alternative is listening to the "friendzone v fuckzone" discourse for the rest of my life, I'm willing to try cold calling it