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Anon makes a friend
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this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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If you're wondering where he went wrong... Make your intentions clear my dudes!
This, when I got out of the you need to chase phase I started having much more success on the dating aspect of social life.
Shooting your shot early works best, if they're not interested no harm no foul. I've even had one become my wingman basically and introduced me to her friends. And let me tell you my dudes, girls make the best wingman.
Show us a picture of your face.
According to their username, it's this:
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.16fc24186be6b8bfffbdcd7d4489e125?rik=6lLI2xYeVjfYBQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.uesp.net%2f0%2f09%2fSI-npc-Sheogorath.jpg&ehk=dSGUbH401PCZdhj9%2bjIvoIEWEcwgQt532tf5aU9ptuI%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
Shiiit well, duh. Of course, Yung Sheo pullin' game. All his girls Akaviri or daedric
Shooting your shot early is functionally the definition of creepy.
EDIT: As of when I'm typing this, 18 creepy neckbeards were very upset I said the truth out loud like that.
You have to follow actual social clues and not try to just fuck every women that talks to you for 10 minutes. If you do that, "early" just means "at the right time."
That's what the original 4chan poster was doing. It's good advice.
After going out for coffee and texting regularly for a month, I think the right time could've probably come sooner.
The shot wasn't even made by the end of it.
Communicating your intentions in a decent way is not creepy
Not sure what you mean by "in a decent way", but too early is how you get called a creep.
As always it matters how you convey your message. if you're too blunt you're obv gonna be called out for it. Learn to be smooth and noone will call you out besides assholes.
If you're ugly or beautiful af (by social standards) it doesn't affect the outcome as much tho, because beauty privilege.
Day One
“Wanna go out on a date?”
“Who are you?…”
"... and why are you in my house?"
"And why are you wearing my underwear?"
I'm wearing our underwear.
Where’s your underwear?
☭ our ☭
I mean if the alternative is listening to the "friendzone v fuckzone" discourse for the rest of my life, I'm willing to try cold calling it
After a month of hanging out and talking constantly lol
Even if she thought he was straight and was interested, she would have been totally in the right to write him off as not interested and move on
This is what creates so many incels tbh
Guys are always told to "be her friend first" and then all they see is the guys who aren't doing that getting all the girls and they don't understand why doing it the "right way" (the way they were told) isn't working.
Being her friend works if you want to build social skills and comfort with women. If you go be "friends" with a woman only because you want to get with her, when the truth comes out its over!
I think giving men blanket "be soft and friendly" advice is bad. Not all men are the same and everyone can take their own strategy to dating!