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the myth of type safety (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Zangoose@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] 0xSim@fedia.io 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The boy scout technique: fix your types when you're working on a bug or a feature, one file at a time. Also try to use unknown instead of any for more sensitive parts, it will force you to typecheck.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The fuck the lemons technique: resign and seek an employer that didn't fail at the most basic level of engineering management and development culture for years and years — because life is short and we're all running out of time... always.

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail

[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

resign and seek an employer that didn't fail at the most basic level of engineering management and development culture for years and years

So basically change careers

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

combustible lemon