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[–] Dukeofdummies@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, in the era of VHS this won't work because ultimately you're fast forwarding and rewinding. So you're gonna watch it anyway. but in the digital era I thought this would be what any Police officer did?

Like... they're not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my guy half of them don't spend 10 minutes on a murder. There's a reason it's called detective fiction

[–] Dukeofdummies@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know but if they were smart they'd say they're gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50.

Pull a Scotty, then you're productive and lazy. It's just disappointing they can't even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

if they were smart

I gotta stop you right there

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

Like... they're not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?

What and be responsible for paperwork?

Cops are the biggest bludges you’ll ever meet.