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Anon goes to mcdonalds (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

While that does seem efficient, there's no way I wouldn't be too curious to ask what in the living hell is going on that a McDonald's can't produce a burger.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Anon probably banned from this McD due to prior incidents

[–] Schmeckinger@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I went to a burger king and they didn't have any chicken patties, because of supply issues during covid. So I ordered something else.

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago

I went to a KFC once that didn't have any chicken.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

At least you asked why they couldn't give you a chicken burger.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

So I ordered something else.

What? What does this even mean?! I’d have flown to the opposite side of the country to find a location that has what I want. Y’know, like a normal person.