unironically calls people wagies
Sounds pretty beta to me
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.
So definitely a "beta".
True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.
Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.
So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta
Are sigmas the weird uncle?
Unironically ironically calls people beta
As in wage slave or something?
Yes lol
WTF...
Its a 4chan term lol for what is really a normal person with a job. The opposite being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training) which is considered a positive thing there :p
4mies are frequently known for being complete fucking idiots.
nah that's the right response. there's nothing to be said. you came in for a burger, they cant give you a burger, no need to waste more time than that
While that does seem efficient, there's no way I wouldn't be too curious to ask what in the living hell is going on that a McDonald's can't produce a burger.
Anon probably banned from this McD due to prior incidents
I went to a burger king and they didn't have any chicken patties, because of supply issues during covid. So I ordered something else.
I went to a KFC once that didn't have any chicken.
At least you asked why they couldn't give you a chicken burger.
So I ordered something else.
What? What does this even mean?! I’d have flown to the opposite side of the country to find a location that has what I want. Y’know, like a normal person.
One time I was about done with my order when I said that I wanted curly fries with it. When the cashier said they don't have them atm I'd let them cancel my order and left. No shame in that
But they DO have a cheeseburger on the menu. So either they were out or the clerk was just fucking with him.
Whatever the case may be, anon IS a beta for just accepting no as answer and not trying to figure out which of these was true.
So either they were out or the clerk was just fucking with him.
Or they made it up. I know it is shocking, but people sometimes lie on the internet.
No they don't!
Wait.. then you would be lying on the Internet
-brain explodes-
Honestly I want to do this sometimes when someone pulls into my Burger King drive thru and asks if we have a cheeseburger meal.
Burger King.
Asking if we have a cheeseburger meal.
No sorry you'll have to go somewhere else.
“Sir, it’s called a Whopper with cheese. Unless you order it that way, I am legally not allowed to fulfill your order.”
SIR THIS IS A BURGER KING
> Work at mcdonalds
> All out of burgers until the delivery in 2 hours.
> Still breakfast hours.
> Guy rolls up "Yeah can I get a cheeseburger"
> Shocked at his question.
> Just flat out say "no."
> Awkward silence
> Car Drives off
> 2 hours later get delivery
Do you think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
I'd be worried what they'd do to my food if I insist they make something. I'd just go to a different location.