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>first time in gym

>my very first exercise is bench

>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers

>they snicker and say to themselves "This due looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"

>About to cry

>make up some bullshit like im thirsty and go to toilets so I can pack and leave

>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench

>It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes

>say yea

>Asks if I will spot him

>o-okay

>We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym

>He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected

>Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay ? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"

Is this how chads are ? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dram but it was al real.

My king

My liege

WE WILL MAKE IT !

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[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

4chan slang is like zoomer slang, except it’s all racist.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Wigger was around as a term well before 4chan. I remember it from back in the late 90s.

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] soviettaters@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Can't fault them though, they're rude to literally anyone they see.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So it's zoomer slang but better

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's a joke you can tell I'm being satirical via just reading the text

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Oh, thanks! It definitely would be obvious if this weren't the internet, unfortunately you never know