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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by imblue212@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>first time in gym

>my very first exercise is bench

>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers

>they snicker and say to themselves "This due looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"

>About to cry

>make up some bullshit like im thirsty and go to toilets so I can pack and leave

>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench

>It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes

>say yea

>Asks if I will spot him

>o-okay

>We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym

>He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected

>Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay ? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"

Is this how chads are ? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dram but it was al real.

My king

My liege

WE WILL MAKE IT !

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[-] Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

What's uhhhhh.... what's a wigger?

[-] Jackknife3831@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 7 months ago

A slur for white people who "act black."

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

👉👈 does that mean i can start giving away w word passes and c word passes 🥹uwu

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago
[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yo wadup my fellow cracker, my topg

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Is a black guy acting white (whatever that means) a bracker?

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

No they are actually called 'uncle toms'

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Holy shit I just figured out where Knacker comes from

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

What's a smacker

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Cracker? I eat crackers for breakfast

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 7 months ago
[-] Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago
[-] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 7 months ago
[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

No, a member of the whig political party

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

No no, it is the person who makes wigs

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Correct, we done here.

[-] Furball@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

4chan slang is like zoomer slang, except it’s all racist.

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Wigger was around as a term well before 4chan. I remember it from back in the late 90s.

[-] DroneRights@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[-] soviettaters@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Can't fault them though, they're rude to literally anyone they see.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world -3 points 7 months ago

So it's zoomer slang but better

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's a joke you can tell I'm being satirical via just reading the text

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Oh, thanks! It definitely would be obvious if this weren't the internet, unfortunately you never know

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

Pretty fly for a white guy

[-] GutsBerserk@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Wanna be + N-word : Wigger.

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