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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking (hard-drive.net)
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[โ€“] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The trick is to scan booze and then when they're walking away after checking your ID that's when you bag the free stuff.

[โ€“] Ithorian@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Breaking out the real pro tips!