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Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True story. We have TVs going in the hallways at work. Sound was off and one guy was mesmerized by the woman giving a report on the local all news channel.

When the commercials came on he said, 'that weather girl is pretty damn hot."

"She's a lot hotter than you realize."

"How do you figure that?" he asked

"That wasn't a weather report, it was a traffic report."

[–] flicker@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

This made me laugh. Thank you.