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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Blackout@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire ๐Ÿ˜ข