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submitted 1 year ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire 😢

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If she was so hungry then why didn't she die ?

Freaking fakers.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Amazon's such a shit company that I believed it, it wasn't until I scrolled and noticed the onion logo that I worked it out.