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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking (hard-drive.net)

submitted 1 year ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] marco@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please remember through all this BS, that none of this was the idea of the retail employees you are interacting with.

Probably another AI with an 80% false positive rate...

[–] JDubbleu@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I'm very aware, and I've been completely cooperative with everyone because they're just doing their job. The two I walked out on though were power tripping assholes, and had no need to try to go through my wallet or search me.