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Please remember through all this BS, that none of this was the idea of the retail employees you are interacting with.
Probably another AI with an 80% false positive rate...
I'm very aware, and I've been completely cooperative with everyone because they're just doing their job. The two I walked out on though were power tripping assholes, and had no need to try to go through my wallet or search me.