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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking (hard-drive.net)
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[–] JDubbleu@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I'm very aware, and I've been completely cooperative with everyone because they're just doing their job. The two I walked out on though were power tripping assholes, and had no need to try to go through my wallet or search me.