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Then again, I would not kick out 20 something yo out of my bed if she was already there...
Good thing that wonβt be an issue.
Lemmy user learns of hypotheticals
Do you know what jokes and twenty year old pussy has in common?
You'll never get them.
My wife is in her 20s. Should be enough of a setup for a real boomer ass joke there.
It seems to me you're just confirming you're not getting 20 year old pussy.
Yeah that was the joke I was setting up
What?
That your wife isn't twenty?
No the "haha married people don't have sex" thing. It's a boomer classic.
So you're a boomer who's married to a woman in her twenties?
Congratulations?
Thanks
I absolutely would, or my wife would be very annoyed with me.
Also I'd have a stern talk with said 20- something as (s)he'd have no business in my bed in the first place.