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submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It must be like that movie Final Destination. He must be terrified!

...probably why he literally shit his pants.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's with the pants shitting?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk, maybe he just does it for fun? Seems like a pretty messed up guy...

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the colon cancer.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Could be both.