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Putin Distraught Over Friends Who Keep Dying Under Mysterious Circumstances (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Justas@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be so funny if his friends that die actually all got killed by inept CIA agents who are trying to kill him instead.

[โ€“] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Or if it's like Tucker and Dale vs Evil, where he looks extremely guilty, but they're all genuine accidents.