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Woman Relieved To Hear Husband In Bed With Nude Stranger Can Explain Everything (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Alternative headline:

Woman Relieved to Hear Her Husband in Bed With Nude Woman is Not What it Looks Like

[โ€“] metaStatic@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

"Thank God, because it looks like your cheating on me"

"Oh ... then it's exactly what it looks like"