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Carbon capture, Carbon footprint, Carbon offsetting....
All things invented by oil and gas corporations to greenwash themselves in the public eye while they destroy the planet.
Good old offsetting.
Where it's OK to cheat on your wife, as long as you slip 5 quid to a guy in another country, and he'll tell you he's stayed celibate.
Is there money in that? Because I could make some bank.
That metaphor doesn't apply. CO2 in the atmosphere is fungible. Taking a gram out after putting a gram in works out to zero.
Where it's a problem is that they aren't actually taking a gram out. Regulatory oversight is little to nothing. That has allowed companies to pay a token amount into offset programs and pretend the problem is solved. What they're paying is far too cheap to accomplish what they claim.
Burns, burns, burns, the lake fire...
...cuz the ring lit the lake and it was full of oil.
Cuyahoga River – “at least 13 fires” …