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Anon is chased by lions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

there's a place in UK where you can stay next to the lion enclosure and they will walk past your bedroom window

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where abouts?

And having heard a lion's roar before... imagine waking up to that. Holy shit.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

At https://www.safari-lodges.co.uk/lion-lodge/

(video of someone staying there)

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah but the zoo staff will kick you out in the morning when they find you in there.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The San Diego zoo has a big sign to prevent kids running by the cheetah cage because they get way too excited.

[–] Buddahriffic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I can't help but wonder if that just makes things more boring for the cheetahs. Chasing things is something they probably really want to do.