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Biden Announces Plans For Extra PlayStation 5 Controller In Case Someone Visits Nation (www.theonion.com)
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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if the game they want to play doesn't support split screen?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then we ask them politely, yet firmly to leave.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

So they can go home and get their PS5? Good plan.