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[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.

  • it has elves

  • the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December

  • Gandalf has a santa-like beard

I rest my case

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget they all came out in December! That's the only thing that matters.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Aww never knew they were LGBT 🥰

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