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[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.

  • it has elves

  • the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December

  • Gandalf has a santa-like beard

I rest my case

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget they all came out in December! That's the only thing that matters.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Aww never knew they were LGBT 🥰

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

All of them were originally released around the holidays back in the early 00s as well, so there's baked in Christmas association with those movies.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In a parallel universe multiplex somewhere, Christopher Lee smashed it as Krampus.

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago (15 children)

People say Die Hard is Christmas movie because people are so fucking tired of the same rehashed Christmas movies that get played in repeat every year. I like Elf but I've seen it enough.

Same with Christmas music. I'm tired of this boomer era shit starting in October.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jingle All the Way is a better Christmas action movie that's actually about Christmas.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So my husband also loves this movie. I try every year to like it, but I simply cannot. I wonder if it's one of those that you find and love as a kid or else it's hard to get into, haha.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I watched this again a few years ago, and Sinbad has some of the worst delivery of all time, even among people who flexed into an "acting" career. That's to go among with Arnie's "unique" delivery of predictable dialogues and bad puns.

Phil Hartman was hilarious, or course.

It's a terrible movie.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Sinbad's performance is saved by the homemade explosive device scene. Other than that, he's a hack haha

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly Phil Hartman being in it is one of the best parts for me. He was a treasure. RIP

[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's a terrible movie, but us Minnesotans overlook that for the unbridled joy of pointing at the screen and saying "I've been there!" or "Nancy knows the family that used to live in that house." (she doesn't)

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to buy into the premise of its fantastical, half real/half cartoon reality. If you’re watching it through a serious lens or even as a comedy that takes place in a real world Minneapolis, you’ll never be able to appreciate it.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk man, I've seen some pretty dope cartoons. I've tried looking at it from a million different angles over the years (as I said, husbando loves it, so I do really try and enjoy it as well), and it just doesn't do it for me. But it's cool, not everything has to be for everyone, and sometimes you see something at the right time in your life and it just elevates to become something super special to you. I guess I just didn't have that experience, ah well

Unfortunate, but you’re right. Different strokes for different folks. It’s a staple in my house due to the great one liners I can throw back and forth with the mrs.

[–] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Violent Night is going to be a Christmas tradition of ours. I also checked out Fatman this year.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend said the same thing. Not a masterpiece but a fun lil movie to break the monotony of regular holiday movies.

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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

A tradition is anything that happened to a boomer twice.

[–] ashok36@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Muppet Christmas Carole never gets old.

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[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

“If you _____ it means you have no personality” is played out

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If you enjoy “if you _____ it means you have no personality” articles it means you have no personality.

[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Agreed. Saying everything isn't a personality isn't a personality either.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

american psycho should be one if them, the main character even says "have a holly jolly christmas"

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

There are more nonchalant Christmas references in American Psycho than in a Shane Black movie.

I like when he ODs the two elves on MDMA then walks around with the elf head on his dick.

Such metaphor.

[–] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I saw some clickbait article the other day “movies you didn’t realize were Christmas movies” and it was full of obvious Christmas movies. #1 was Its a Wonderful Life………

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but why aren’t some of these Christmas season movies? I think narnia really isn’t that big of a stretch

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Snow ≠ Christmas

It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it's Easter themed, since it's literally a crucifixion allegory.

Edit: I'm a big dumb wrong person.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I remember that was in the movie too!

I need to rewatch those

[–] Blakerboy777@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Zorque

@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it's always winter and never Christmas.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

So with Santa's help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you're not convincing me that Narnia isn't a Christmas movie

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What’s your case for Home Alone then?

That’s a Christmas movie to the core.

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[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It really depends on whether you can stomach watching Kevin Spacey or not, but The Ref is one of the greatest Christmas movies imo

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME. The corpse still has the floor!

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Dennis Leary at his zenith.

[–] a_mac_and_con@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, Onion, some of these literally have Christmas in their titles. That's a stretch, even for you. XD

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The post is from hardtimes.net

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

All my satire is onion and all my consoles are nintendo

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[–] Cultural_Hope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

'The Ref' is a glaring omission. Burn the website down.

[–] Swallowtail@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

🤷‍♀️ I don't enjoy traditional Christmas movies that much and I think it's fun to do something different.

There are 8 billion of us, it's pretty tough to say something original all the time.

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Die hard should have been on one and not lethal weapon. Other than that I think those are excellent choices.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Lethal Weapon was written by Shane Black, so by default it's a Christmas movie.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"get a personality" and "that's your whole personality" is just lazy writing. it's a generic insult deployed against anyone who likes a thing that says nothing about the person or the thing. it's the satire equivalent to "vegan bad". why should I read an article written by someone who makes parroting bland criticisms from the internet their whole personality?

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