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Local Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merch (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At press time, the gift exchange ended in a hail of gunfire after a rookie inadvertently purchased a mousepad for his Secret Santa with the new version of the Punisher logo on it.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It was his first desk pop