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Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?
Like you are starting a lawnmower
I've seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.
Yes, and well lubed.
Enema not included in tutorial 😂.
I mean yeah, naturally. And with a good lube too. But people that do this are the ones already prepared for fisting or harder.
Footing 🤔? I've seen that, but, come on, that's just... not right IMO... it's at that point I'm like "OK, enough pr0n for today" 😂.
Street cones
Bed posts?
Jars 😬...
Yeah, that probably brings back some bad memories, I'll see myself out 🏃.
Yeah the jar man is a staple of internet history.
Still, it's one of the grosest videos I've ever seen... 2 girls 1 cup is a walk in the park compared to that...
I totally agree. I've seen some weird shit online. I've been to rotten dot com. But glass jar man is in a league of its own.
Exactly 👍.