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Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

We have complentary breakfast from 6 to 7:30, from 7:30 to 9 we will maintain a pile of crumbs collected from the other guests that you may spoon into a cup.