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Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Zorque@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because they want you out of the hotel so they can clean the rooms and get another guest in. If you're there later for breakfast you're probably staying in the room later.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

We have complentary breakfast from 6 to 7:30, from 7:30 to 9 we will maintain a pile of crumbs collected from the other guests that you may spoon into a cup.