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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed (www.theonion.com)
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[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

That's good for if you happen to get into your atomic discombobulator when a fly is in there and you come out being half a man with a fly's head. I hate when that happens - back to the hyudraulic press again!!