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[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I condemn the Israeli government for slaughtering civilians and committing endless war crimes

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

whoooosh (that's the sound of a hellfire missile being launched in your direction for antisemitic remarks).

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

idf want to know your location

[–] chrishazfun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why you got to dox me like that man? Cornpop! You’re a bad dude!