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New Immersive JFK Assassination Experience Allows Tourists To Be Shot In The Head (www.theonion.com)
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[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As if. Most Americans can't aim to literally save their life. That's why the spray and pray method is so popular here. Bump stocks didn't invent themselves.