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Dad Accidentally Opens Up Gates Of Hell After Attempting To Fix Sink Himself (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Same, but it was just the drain pipe in the bathroom. I still don't know why I had to chant while turning the wrench. At least the heating bill is lower, though.

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