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Dad Accidentally Opens Up Gates Of Hell After Attempting To Fix Sink Himself (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 17 points 1 year ago

I always believed it to be the printer that was our portal to hell. Now to find the key master ...

[–] CyberDine@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Motherfucking locknut on the motherfucking strainer. I worked for two hours just to figure out how to get a proper grip, torque and leverage on em without anything but a screwdriver, a pair of vise grips and some WD-40.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This happened to me when I installed a new garbage disposal.

[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Same, but it was just the drain pipe in the bathroom. I still don't know why I had to chant while turning the wrench. At least the heating bill is lower, though.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fr? I did one a few years ago when mine broke. Whole thing was fairly open and shut. Took maybe an hour. Did you watch YouTube videos or anything to prep for it?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago

See honey, the internet told me that I should never listen to you becau...

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He is not a clever man

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I once had that happen when I was defrosting some pipes

[–] probablynaked@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hate it when that happens

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That thumbnail... Aargh! My eyes!

[–] danielbln@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Zuuuuuul!