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And my world has new lore... (lemmy.world)
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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 45 points 5 months ago

Dwarfish folding chairs are studded with gemstones and weigh about 500lbs.

They’re a very inventive people, but refuse to work with sheet metal.

Elves build lightweight folding chairs out of wood.

[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago

This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 months ago

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Folding chairs do seem a bit more of a gnomish contrivance.

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 21 points 5 months ago

Gnomes would make those folding fabric camping chairs with the cupholder in the arm

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

And also electric folding lawnchairs

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Elves have fancy grass that won't sully your clothes, and vice-versa.

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