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They know the horror of Canadian geese first hand. No way in hell will you get them to willingly partake in a ritual that has even the slightest chance of summoning one.
Something something marinate!
No, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible.
Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn.
I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor.
See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated.
He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.
I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."
Hilarity ensues.