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[–] Lath@kbin.social 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They know the horror of Canadian geese first hand. No way in hell will you get them to willingly partake in a ritual that has even the slightest chance of summoning one.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Something something marinate!

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

No, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible.

Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn.

I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor.

See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated.

He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.