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Not Confident (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

With performance enhancing drugs allowed, right?

[–] sab@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anything goes, Russian Olympic Committee style!

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Alongside genetic modification. I want full teams of selectively bred and drugged mutants doing battle.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can we bring AI enhanced cyborgs?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Inter planetary javelin throws? Maybe just add a dart board on Mars while we're at it.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And exoskeletons.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 10 months ago

I would like to enter in my own competitor: Tom Howitzer.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yea like that's the competition, to see who can make the best performance enhancing drugs.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

The science Olympics!

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Required, preferably!