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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There can never be enough pita bread. It’s scientifically impossible.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I'm skeptical until the results are independently replicated.