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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One thing I've always wondered about bidets: where do you add the soap? If there's no such thing, then what makes bidets any better than using toilet paper? What's next, washing your hands without soap?

Personally I rather just risk plumbing issues with butt wipes. And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.

Really seems like you answered your own question here

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not at all, cause even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper. Y'all are walking around with smelly, unclean assholes and it's disgusting.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper

You can do that with a bidet though

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So bidets do dispense soap, then? Cause if not, no they can't.

Like I said, butt wipes is the bare minimum necessary to get clean after a shit. Toilet paper/water alone won't cut it.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you take a shower without using soap? What a stupid thing to say.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

You can use soap with a bidet.