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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

NSFW for potential topic sensitivity I guess.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are you hot linking some google images bidet instead of just uploading the image to the post?

[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

alternatively: why are you linking to an image at all and not just making a text post

[–] lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Answering both: dial image for reference to what the "modes" are, and my dial is gross. Plus that was the best image I could find describing it, but had trouble getting a clean download. Google images can suck that way. If you get me a clean link, I'd update the post.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just right click on an image and choose open image in new tab. 99.99% of the time you'll get a plain image. Sometimes you'll have to trim the URL if the site adds properties to the image.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

There is no valid reason for the toilet seat to ever be up when you enter the bathroom.

You close the lid before you flush, that's why it exists.

edit: added "valid"

[–] derf82@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But I like seeing my turds circle the drain

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't like it, but watching the flush can save a whole lot of pain. Clogs suck.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Flushing isn't exactly silent, though? The toilet getting clogged should make a very noticeably different sound.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

This might be different in mostly wooden homes like in the US, but here with stone homes the majority of the noise of flushing comes from the actual water rushing into the bowl plus the tank beginning to refill. The actual drainage causes virtually no noise.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Laziness is a reason

[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But after flushing I still need to check if I need to use the toilet brush

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[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Leaving the toilet seat up is moot because the lid should be closed when flushing

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought the results of later tests was that it doesn't actually make a difference, fecal and urine particles are found on all near surfaces either way?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

If you’re referring to the Mythbusters attempt, I think all they proved was that fecal bacteria was everywhere. That’s not the same as saying spewing forth another cloud doesn’t make a difference

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I need to join you elves with a bidet. Idk why I'm still living in Mordor.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same. I think part of me worries it's all I'd ever want to do.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just get the ones that aren't heated and it'll discourage you from using it too much.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

You learn to enjoy the cold, too. Also, it can be one hell of a way to wake up too.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Saruman had the only bidet in mordor

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

You don't want your balls washed?

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There’s a feminine mode? Aren’t assholes all in the same spot?

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assholes are, but that's not what it's for

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don't rinse that then what even are you doing? I'm not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Piss-flaps.

They're called piss-flaps.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is the “feminine” mode hygienic? I’d worry about it pushing bacteria and crap up there.

[–] marshadow@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

According to my urogynecologist, who specifically instructed me to always point my shower wand downward when washing my nethers, spraying water can indeed push bacteria up there!

It may only be dangerous for the subset of women who have problems requiring a urogynecology specialist in the first place, IDK, but better safe than sorry.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do I need to upgrade my bidet? Ours is one dial for cleaning mode which rotates/plugs the sprayer, and one dial for spray, which is just connected to the valve.

[–] yukichigai@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You actually have to switch modes? Mine just has a lever that goes either forwards or backwards depending on which nozzle you want to use.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That lever is how you're switching modes

[–] czech@low.faux.moe 2 points 2 years ago

Mine has a dial + lever combo.

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Sounds like someone has never gotten up to sit inside of an open toilet when it was dark.

Just another reason the bum gun is the best choice.

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