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[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cockvore and hyperscat fan FOR SURE

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 9 months ago

Huge difference between cockvore and dick sucking

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I've just fallen too far behind in the times, I don't think people usually consume the penis with their teeth these days.

[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 4 points 9 months ago

Sorry to inform you, but... Cock vore is the other way around, friend

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Only when you're a fan, but also a state legislator introducing an anti-furry bill.

Otherwise, I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say: every single one of us loves cockvore. Totally normal!

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Now I'm afraid

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

He eats da poo poo