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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is mayonnaise an instrument

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry to break topic but that is an exquisite profile pic. Where did you get it?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I paid a man on the street to paint me