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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] theodewere@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first

[โ€“] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Is it really first if there is only one finisher?