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Italian Immigrants Shopping In U.S. Grocery Stores Announce These Tomatoes No Good (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] JoYo@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've resorted to canned tomatoes for shit like salads lately, the fresh stuff is that bad.

[โ€“] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Well tomatoe season is over but yea. Grow em in a greenhouse of ya can