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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 99 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 24 points 11 months ago

i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My guy, this is the onion

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes, I can read. And see where it's posted.

Doesn't mean I can't debunk a theoretical argument.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago

Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

Aw crap, I'm not an IQ I'm an ENFJ. ;(

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

It's fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

That's just what they want you to think