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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s to get rid of the shakes.

Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh, a fellow stick your dick in crazy enthusiast. Lemmy is starting to have it all.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The unhinged ones are the best.