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[โ€“] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude literally just find more dead squirrels for avocado toast money, it's that simple

[โ€“] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

No, you don't understand the problem with avocado toast. You see, bread is a great source of carbs, and combined with the rind of the avocado, the scraps are a super food that leaves squirrels full of energy and with a thick coat that makes them neigh immortal

When's the last time you saw a dead squirrel ripe for the picking? It was free money