Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.

[–] Buttons@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.

[–] Himmelhand@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.

[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 1 points 10 months ago

I saw what you did there.